Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Stallone to direct Statham and Li in The Shreve

Sylvester Stallone will star in and direct “The Expendables” for Nu Image/Millennium Films.

(I think I've finally found my body double project.)

The project should begin filming in February, confirmed Diego Martinez, president of Nu Image/Millennium’s Studio Operations.

(You have no idea how excited I am.)

“The Expendables” will split time between Shreveport and a foreign country, possibly Costa Rica. The bulk should be filmed here.

(You can film it at my townhouse if you want. I have satellite. And a spacious patio.)

The action movie, written by Stallone, follows a group of mercenaries hired to overthrow a dictator. Stallone will be joined on screen by stars Jason Statham and Jet Li.

(Fair warning, Jason and Jet: When I get my ass kicked, I get it kicked. And I'm a bleeder.)

PHOTO: Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone poses for a photo during a press conference in Tokyo to promote "Rocky Balboa." (I believe he was thinking about kicking my ass.) (AP Photo/Vincent Thian, File)


Anonymous said...

I'd like to see the Shreveport police try to rough up 60-year old Stallone and Statham. They would kick their asses and take names. I got a feeling before it is all over, the police will screw up again, and Cedric Glover and his accomplice Henry Whitehorn will find themselves in the middle of another brutality lawsuit. But not to worry, the city will soon be broke if mayor Cedric Glover keeps using city accounts to charge all his personal expenses and meals. What a shame we elected another crook as mayor with no integrity. He hides everything, from trying to steal police funds for his personal SUV, beating of a lady for DUI, covering up the Brolin/Wright macing and tasering, and now the fraudulent use of City credit cards...just to name a few!

mahogani (the media goddess) said...

i thought this post was about the movie .. sheesh ... u got a contact e-mail/phone for martinez???

mahogani (the media goddess) said...

p.s. i'm totally excited about this movie, those (Li and Statham) are my two favorite action movie stars!!! WHOO HOO!!!

Anonymous said...

I have some contact information.
When the Shreveport Police arrest Stallone and Statham you will be able to contact them at the city jail. I'm sure some local redneck cop will want to get his name on the headlines and will start trouble and screw up again.

Actually, I'll bet 10 to 1 that the Stallone movie will pull out of Shreveport. Word gets around Hollywood quick about how the Mayor and police mistreat people who come here. Lets see!

Anonymous said...

I hear from a source this movie will not be shot here it will be probably in and around New Ore leans...