Sylvester Stallone will star in and direct “The Expendables” for Nu Image/Millennium Films.
(I think I've finally found my body double project.)
The project should begin filming in February, confirmed Diego Martinez, president of Nu Image/Millennium’s Studio Operations.
(You have no idea how excited I am.)
“The Expendables” will split time between Shreveport and a foreign country, possibly Costa Rica. The bulk should be filmed here.
(You can film it at my townhouse if you want. I have satellite. And a spacious patio.)
The action movie, written by Stallone, follows a group of mercenaries hired to overthrow a dictator. Stallone will be joined on screen by stars Jason Statham and Jet Li.
(Fair warning, Jason and Jet: When I get my ass kicked, I get it kicked. And I'm a bleeder.)
PHOTO: Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone poses for a photo during a press conference in Tokyo to promote "Rocky Balboa." (I believe he was thinking about kicking my ass.) (AP Photo/Vincent Thian, File)