Friday, February 23, 2007

Big Momma says don't forget casting call for 'The Better Man'

No more fat suits for Martin or Eddie, please!

Now that that's out of my system, it's important to remind you of tomorrow's extras casting call for "The Better Man."

The Universal Pictures feature, starring Martin Lawrence himself ... or herself (no more fat suits, please! I'm very confused), begins shooting March 19 and is looking for extras, extras, extras.

Read all about it below.

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What: Open extras casting call for "The Better Man."
When: 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Feb. 24 (Saturday).
Where: Pierre Bossier Mall, 2950 E. Texas St., Bossier City.
What to bring: Applicants may bring a recent non-returnable photo. If you do not have a picture, one will be taken for you.
Special needs: Everyone may register! There's a strong need for children, ages 10 to 15, all ethnicities (African American, Hispanic, Asian, East Indian males and females are strongly encouraged).

Extras casting director Ryan Glorioso didn't say a word about fat suits. That's a relief.

Fine, I'll confess. I can’t wait to see “Norbit.” I laughed at "Big Momma." I laughed at "Nutty Professor." The second one, even. I'm so ashamed.

"Hercules, Hercules!" Hilarious!

So spare me more public humiliation, please. Protest the fat suits. We know they are wrong. I have fake standards to uphold.

P.S. Anybody know the show times for “Norbit?”


Chris-Brad said...

Alexandyr, I really don't know what to say to you right now....

I have been waiting for you to put up your award pics (so we could all tell you just how wrong you were) and instead I find a post about your love of fat suits and strong desire to see "Norbit." I thought we knew you...

I guess the only thing I can say is that your blogger-buddy budget is safe for this flick!

Have a great weekend!

Alexandyr Kent said...

I'm a vulgar man, but my tastes are good, I assure you.

The picks are on the way!