Hmm, I didn't know Queen Latifah, Katie Holmes and Diane Keaton liked hockey.
Here are just a few of the Mudbug fans who might apply to share some screen time with TomKat's better half. (Sorry, Tom. We're still friends.)
If they cast Mudbugs captain Dan Wildfong, it will confirm my suspicions: "Mad Money" is a slasher film. (Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentleman. I just flew in from Albuquerque and, boy, are my arms tired.)
EXTRAS CASTING CALL
FOR: "Mad Money." Begins shooting April 19 (tentative).
WHEN: 6 to 10 p.m. Saturday, March 10. It will take place during the Mudbug's game against the Okla. City Blazers (7:05 p.m. faceoff).
DETAILS: to apply in person during the game, you must have a ticket to the game. BAM Casting will set up a table in CTC's concourse.
WHAT TO BRING: a headshot. If you don't have one, casting director will snap one.
SEEKING: persons looking like casino workers, bank tellers, airline workers, forklift drivers, mafia-style criminals, FBI agents, police and blues band members. They also need persons to work as stand-ins for the stars. (Clawed doesn't look anything like Katie Holmes, so forget it.)
COST TO APPLY: free, or a pound of crawfish.
CAN'T MAKE THE GAME?: call BAM Casting at (318) 525-1468 or email the office at email@example.com. Its website, www.bamcastingla.com, isn't live yet, but they're working on it.
Photo 1: Mudbugs mascot Clawed (background) with three loyal fans. Lavern "Chicken Lady" Kethley, Tim "Tequilla Tim" Harms and Gail "Mama Puckhead" Fleetwood. (Jim Hudelson/The Times 10.12.05)
Photo 2: The Mudbugs' Dan Wildfong shakes hands with fans before the game against the Lubbock Cotton Kings Friday night at the Centurytel Center.(Curt Youngblood/The Times 12.01.06)
Photo 3: Dennis Mercon from Shreveport, Chad Crank from Bossier, and Jeff Maddox from Homer all cheer on the Shreveport Mudbugs during their game against the Centeral Texas Stampede from their seats behind the Mudbugs bench. (Jim Hudelson/The Times 10.21.97)